The makers of “Date Movie,” “Epic Movie” and “Meet the Spartans” take on the vampire genre, particularly “The Twilight Saga.” Vampires Suck is an upcoming vampire spoof “comedy” film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer It stars Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter and Chris Riggi. After Friedberg and Seltzer watched a cow who was constipated for three days have explosive diarrhea all over an unsuspecting farmer, they got the idea to make this movie. Belch. Fart. Piss. Something that was funny last year, but is now old hat. An overly hairy body. Homosexuals. Massive amounts of *beep* splattering an unsuspecting character (and the audience). Large breasts on an incredibly ugly chick. Self-mutilation (by the viewer, not someone in the film). A break dance scene. Random appearances from random characters. This is repeated for 70 minutes. 

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